The Doctor is shite at regeneration because he was busy shagging the Master during that lesson. bloody canon, I'm sure!
Martha/Sarah Jane - Sonic Screwdriver vs Sonic Lipstick, which one's most effective?
Moffat/Doctor, "This is like masturbation."
Julian Bleach/Catherine Tate- the kink? Julian is in his Davros make up at the time.
Steven Moffat's casting couch. this is prompt
Six/Frobisher - PENGUIN BUKAKE.
Amy and the Doctor are captured by some immensely powerful wildlife conservationists. They recognize Amy as one of the trillions of humans out there, but they'd never seen a Time Lord before. Therefore, he must be incredibly endangered and bred immediately to avoid extinction.
These well-meaning but misguided aliens then treat Amy to a series of compatibility treatments and the Doctor to rounds of aphrodisiacs. But when the first trial is unsuccessful, they amend and improve their strategies. It is predicted that it will only take a few more trials to become successful; basically, it means their window of escape is shrinking. How will they handle it, anons!?
Rose and the Doctor kill themselves because they can't be apart. While they're dying, they masturbate and come at the same time.
From The End of Time Part 1: Master/Master/Master/Master/Master/Master/Doctor/Master/Master. Gangbang. Buffer consists of a demand that at least one Master be in drag.
Rory makes sure the Doctor knows Amy belongs to him. He gags and bounds him, shoving him into a wooden trunk. Rory then fucks Amy on that trunk, making sure the Doctor can hear her screaming Rory's name. When Rory lets the Doctor out, it's clear he's come in his pants and this makes Rory angry at first, the Doctor isn't allowed to get off thinking about Amy. He didn't. He got off listening to Rory, fantasising that he was in Amy's place. How does Rory react to that? scream and run away?
DoctorDonna/Bad Wolf Rose/Tinkerbell Jesus Doctor.
The Doctor is jealous when he finds out that Sarah Jane called her compuer Mr Smith. Hatesex. By which I mean Doctor/Mr Smith hatesex. He could never hate his Sarah Jane! but he could no doubt have sex with a computer!
A young Steven Moffat wanks to City of Death. (He says on the DVD that he thinks it's what Doctor Who would be like if it was written by a genius.)
Eleven/River. He yells "GERONIMO!!" when entering or coming does that mean, Ten yelled "Allons-y"?
Martha/Micky/Tom meet up with Jack/Alonso and awesome orgy ensues. Bonus points if the drunk Adipose joins as a voyeur.
Eleven. Putting that flexibility to good use.
Rory is kidnapped whilst Amy and Eleven are invited to dinner. For a horrifying moment they think that Rory IS going to be the dinner, until they get there and he's the plate. The food has been very artistically laid out on his naked body. Rory would love to be rescued, but Amy and the Doctor are determined to have their meal first.
Team Tardis saves some aliens and in return they invite Amy to be the guest of honor at a ceremonial banquet. Eleven and Rory say yes and Amy is thrilled. Little do they know that part of being a guest of honor involves elaborate rope bondage. The aliens parade Amy out and Rory is horribly turned on by the sight of his wife bound up. Later in the Tardis he tells her how hot she is and she admits that it made her hot, too. Which leads to them trying to bind Amy in an amateurish but sexy way.
There is a planet, where Time Lords are mythical creatures. Think unicorns. Certain, how shall we say, 'parts' of Time Lords are very prized and sought after for medicines and for their scientific properties (maybe their timey wimey-ness is useful or something. For science).
Amy and Rory accidentally make a blunder and commit an offense that lands them in hot water with the authorities. In exchange for his friends safety, The Doctor calmly offers himself over for them to "harvest" him. They then (sexily) drink/drain his blood (but not enough to kill him), and make him cum so they can use that too....
Afterward the Doctor is thoroughly spent they set them all free.
In the end, it comes out that the Doctor periodically brings his companions to this planet, knowing that humans will tend to commit this particular offense, so he can "save" them by offering himself. BONUS POINTS if it is a fairly scientifically advanced civilization (no tribes in huts or anything).
Pervert!TARDIS has been reading way to much porn and locks the doctor and Amy in a room and won't let them out till they acted out one of her smuts.
Six/Mel- The first time he meets her is at an orgy. srsly, I think it's canon
Ten/Classic companions- Ten sets to prove he's better in the sack then his previous incarnations and fails.
River Song/Ripley Holden from Blackpool. Tango dancing.
Delgado!Master/Brigadier Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart - Snarky Eyebrow Communication, or 70s Facial Hair For Great Justice.
Amy/Rory/Eleven. Doctor kisses Rory "to make things fair", Rory realises it's a turnon for Amy, they tie her up and put on a show for her before screwing her senseless. here
Donna/everyone on board the TARDIS in JE. Pussy worship (the most important cunt in all of creation).
Five/Duplicate!Five/Android!Five/Kamelion!Fve/Omega!Five
Rory fucks Amy with an edible condom. It doesn't dissolve whilst it's inside her, but after she's come a few time Rory withdraws and it dissolves as the Doctor sucks him off, tasting Amy's juices mixed with the flavour of the condom, mixed with Rory's precome and finally his come. Bonus points for the Doctor coming in his tweed trousers.
Eleven/Amy - acting out one of the Raggedy Doctor episodes. It starts out completely innocent and ends up with them doing it against the wall where the Crack used to be. fetish is good
Ten/Rose, roleplaying as Buffy/Riley.
Rory + defabricator = a very happy Doctor and Amy.
Rentboy!Rory. Well, he had to pay for Nursing School somehow. Bonus points if it's the Doctor. Bonus bonus points if Eleven wipes his memory every time, so Rory has the money but no memory of how he got it. Bonus bonus bonus points if this is the fic is about Rory telling the Doctor that he's going to stop selling his body for money, the last time Rory and Eleven have sex.
Matt Smith, Tennant/Simm, in a back room/cellar at some official party or other. Vouyerism, with bonus points for jealousy that Simm doesn't want to play anyone else's Master. that Simm. he changed Glenister on Tennant once, poor Matt didn't have a chance
Ramsay/Goosnake!Master. The stranger, the better. I know! I know who Ramsay is, I'm cool
Our brave and sexy OT3 is captured by villains, but Amy and Rory are mysteriously let go, after some tense waiting Eleven is also released and they all go back to the TARDIS for hugs. Eleven tries to slip away into his bedroom but is caught by eagle-eyed nurse Rory. It turns out that they DIDN'T get off free like they supposed, but that the Doctor bribed the guard and took the fall for Amy and Rory. Amy and Rory are caught between angry "you IDIOT!" and concerned "Shit! You're bleeding!" rounded off with a healthy dose of "You're sexy when you're incoherent from the pain killers"
after 10.5 and Doctor!Donna show up in journey's end, (and stuff happens) Rose asks "three doctors?" and Jack says "I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now" --WHAT WAS HE THINKING!? such a mystery
Amy/Rory, non-con FOR BOTH OF THEM. I don't really mind how you go about it (mind control, hypnosis, whatever but preferably with Amy the victim of this element), but no "Oh, I enjoyed it I forgive you" at the end. I'd like to see how they'd deal with each other in the aftermath in a realistic fashion. I'd also like it to be as sexy as something like this can be (major YMMV, huh?). Because sexy angst is the sexiest thing since Matt Smith in a swimsuit.
So, while the 10th doctor does sometime let his oncoming storm show, most of the time the overwhelming impression one gets from him is that of an extremely hyper, arrogant, rude, rather annoying kid. Who better to take him in hand than the (very Dommy, you know it people) 9th Doctor? and that is where I always feel sorry for Nine with such a future
Eleven/weeping angel - getting off on having his eyes open.
Arthur Eddington/John Smith - Gentleness. They disagree about spanking. Arthur shows John it's not necessary.
A Christmas Carol, with Ainley!Master, three "Ghosts" visit him, and try to stop him from being evil with sex. Ghost of Christmas Past is Three, Ghost of Christmas Present is Five, and Ghost of Christmas Future is 10.
Jack/Snuffleupagus from "Sesame Street".
Rory/Amy/Rory. The TARDIS takes a detour and lands in Pete's World again. While the Doctor's away explaining his new face to an amused Rose and Handy (and trying to find a way home again), Amy discovers the joys of having her husband's doppleganger join them in bed. Bonus points if Eleven/Rose/Handy gets worked in there somewhere.
Eleven catches Amy masturbating, tells her she's doing it wrong, and suggests alternative, more effective methods, with possible demonstrations. for God's sake, how could she be doing it wrong?..
10/Ianto. bdsm-- "punishment" for working at Torchwood One I always thought, the punishment was - working at Torchwood Three
Any Doctor, any non-Time Lord: As it turns out, Gallifreyans tend to come really quickly, but they also have an ultra-short refractory period. So. Starting with slight embarrassment and ending up with multiple orgasms.
TARDIS/River. The Doctor isn't the only one who fancies River.
Eleven/anyone, clumsiness. Because apparently Matt Smith is always breaking things, up to and including the TARDIS console, the tent strap thing in Time of Angels, and hell, his regeneration crashing the TARDIS. Don't care if he apologizes or carries on as if that was meant to happen.
Ten/Reinette/Rose/Mickey. Foursome inspired by this quote of Moffat's, "He was keen, and in a wonderful moment of naivete he was going to invite her [Reinette] on board the TARDIS. Can you imagine how that would have worked? "Rose – good news! Been getting a bit blokey round here with me and Mickey, eh? Well, here she is – another girl!" And Mickey taking the Doctor aside and saying "Look, mate, this isn't how it works – you don't steal my girlfriend, then steal the King of France's girlfriend, and then put us all in the same box and think it's going to work!"."
Suprisingly, it does.
It's about 20 seconds after the Eleventh Hour. The Doctor has disappeared and Amy is wandering the TARDIS. She goes down a couple of corridors, pretty much lost when she happens on the door to the sickbay which is slightly ajar. Peering through the crack, she sees the Doctor sitting on the hospital bed getting checked over with various instruments/metal tentacles. She finds herself strangely turned on by this.
Bonus points for Possessive!TARDIS and Eleven complaining that he's fine and squirming.
- I have loved Rory since the first episode. I have only JUST noticed that he has (dirty)blonde hair and blue eyes. That combined with an awful 'Master Race' joke has made me want him to be taken to a planet where the dictator says that blonde hair and blue eyes are ideal. Rory is captured and taken to a breeding camp. Eleven and Amy have to steal him back. They want him, but it's has nothing to do with his eye and hair colour
- Arthur actually has green eyes! They do look blue sometimes, though.
- He has green eyes!? Holy cow! All of them have green eyes! Amy, Doctor and Rory!
Ten is making his own homemade porn film 'for the nights for when he's all alone' and Martha finds herself excited at the prospect.
Rory + Eleven, handcuffed together. I have an image in my head of them having gotten arrested for something ridiculous, running from the authorities, foiling a world threatening plot, sexytiems, arrested again, and end up getting bailed out of jail in the morning by Amy.
Nine/Mel. He needs some affection after the Time War. from Mel?!
Tenth Doctor\Gwen Cooper - Cardiff. Does he put his Cardiff into her Cardiff, or does she rub her Cardiff all up and down his Cardiff? Or is it a threesome - 10/Gwen/Cardiff?
Eleven sure didn't seem to mind stripping off in front of Amy and Rory in "The Eleventh Hour". He even seemed a little affronted that Rory was put off by it. So I want Eleven determined to strip in front of Rory and make him like it. Even if that involves Amy having to tie Rory to the bedposts first. here
Seven/Mel. After being tricked into sex with Rani!Mel, he decides he'd like to try the genuine article. he could, I know
David Tennant/Matt Smith. Matt comforting David after The End of Time part 2 airs, David reassuring Matt he'll do just fine.
K-9/Mentalis the genocidal supercomputer from The Armageddon Factor. Come on, K-9 was totally in love with that thing!
The Master is hungry, so he paints Martha with chocolate before fucking her senseless. that doesn't make sense. either he's hungry and he paints Martha with chocolate before eating her senseless, or he is just fucking her and then eat chocolate. if he still needs it.
Eleven rubs one out while thinking about Rory. Across the ship, Amy does the same thing. And hell, over at Torchwood, Captain Jack can't seem to get the image of Rory out of his mind either. Rory sleeps on, oblivious. Rory: connecting people
Jack/Susan. Two time travelers abandoned by the Doctor find solace with each other.
Eleven/Rory. The Doctor never thought he'd have a ghost for a lover. I wonder, what the ghost thinks
pre-immortality!Jack/tentacled alien, --and really, that's a kink on its own. (well, maybe not for Jack) for a tentacled alien?
Ten/Ten (however you want to make it happen). Narcissism. Less angst and more 'fuck yes, I'm so awesome'. Please?
Seven/Ace - He isn't exactly a sexual being, but that doesn't mean they can't both find some satisfaction. at least, they can always call Jack... perhaps, it's when The Doctor stopped being "not exactly a sexual being" and Eight came
Eleven/Amy, she makes him dress as Rory.
Ten/Eleven. A really good reason why Ten doesn't want to regenerate. I'm scared
Eleven is living on borrowed time. Rory is a medical assassin, a sleeper agent who is triggered by something inside the TARDIS. After he's triggered he kills Amy, even though she's convinced he won't do it, and drugs the Doctor, strapping him to an operating table before cutting him open.
The Doctor doesn't want to die, even though he has broken a contract between him and Rory's employer so Eleven tries everything to verbally break Rory. It works, but Rory is suicidal after the realisation of what he did to Amy, so Eleven manages to convince Rory that he (Eleven) is Amy, even going so far as to use Amy's body and integrate it into his own.
Rory is still devoted to Amy and she/he soon grows to love him back as they spend the rest of their lives onboard the TARDIS and running from Rory's employers and the Doctor's debts.
River/Six, fighting over who tops.
Eleven/Amy, lactation. She's producing milk (weird alien plant? weird alien ray gun? weird alien knocked her up?) and he's dying for a taste, so she lets him suckle.
Eleven/Any of Two's companions. Bonus points for Zoe. Or Amy/Two or Amy/Zoe. Basically 11/2 crossover, because 11 is very 2.
Eleven/Jeff. Jeff doesn't want a girlfriend.
Eleven/Amy/Jack Harkness, sex in the swimming pool. Bonus points for playful, mild breathplay. After all, one of the people involved has a respiratory bypass system, and another one doesn't stay dead. pornlogic
River/Amy, Amy thinks that she's turning into stone and River proves her that she isn't. River can
Eleven/Jack, Amy gets off on giving them orders. why I am not suprised, he-he
Amy is exploring the TARDIS and finds a playroom stocked with the most delicious looking toys. The Doctor is horrified; he didn't know it existed. the first thing you sould know about The Doctor: he lies
Eleven/Amy, fisting. I was imagining Amy as the recipient of vaginal fisting, but if you saw the prompt and can't get Amy fisting Eleven out of your head, well, don't let me stop you!
Amy/Rory/Future!Amy/Future!Rory(/Doctor, if you like) - selfcest, obviously.
Rory/John Smith!Nine. Nurse knows best, Mr. Smith.
Somehow, Rory ends up as the Doctor's teddy bear; it's a good thing though, seeing as how Rory needs to be cuddled to get off.
River/Father Octavian, comfort/scared/we-are-going-to-die sex, Catholic guilt.
Vincent/Ghost Rory. When Amy and the mad-man left in their incredible box they also left behind a young man that only Vincent can see.
Eleven/football team from The Lodger. The Doctor is confused about male bonding and has seen too much porn.
Eleven/Amy/Dalek
Amy/Eleven, they go to see a Worldcup match. They support different teams and they make a bet, the loser has to give the winner oral sex. If Amy is supporting England this is going to end badly. Or well, depending on your pov! thank God that Amy is not Russian
Roranicus/other roman soldier while fantasizing the other guy is Eleven. Because Rory remembered doing "Roman stuff" and that translates as gay sex in my brain.
Amy discovers that the Doctor's tears are made of semen. How does she react? is that because Ten had exhausted normal tears?
Eleven/Delgado!Master, because crazy-go-nuts might have worked for Ten's angst, but Eleven misses the suave machinations and small-peanuts plans of the younger Master. And because Roger Delgado was hot.
Rory is pregnant with the Doctor's child, despite the fact they've never had sex before, it was a result of the Doctor's fantasies. Amy still feels betrayed and leaves Rory. Rory stays with the Doctor because he'd be a freak back on Earth. The baby plays havok on Rory's emotions, making him horny and making him feel hideous. They have sex for the first time when Rory is clearly showing his pregnancy. In fact, the pregnancy may induce the birth and the Doctor has to use the sonic screwdriver to sonic the baby out of him. They live happily ever after.
Amy/Churchill. Killing time while the Doctor is away. "Lie Back And Think Of England".
Amy tied down on altar naked. Virgin Sacrifice (because of the age they think she is, they won't believe she's not). Eleven arrives to save her. Cult is coming back. Not enough time to free her. Only one thing for it.
TARDIS/Pandorica, one last shag before death I've been waiting for it, honestly
Liz 10/Jack. As far as Liz is concerned, Torchwood still belongs to the Crown. As do its employees.
Rory and Amy are having sex when suddenly Rory and the doctor switch bodies! Doctor justs goes with it when rory-as-doctor tries to stop it! But then when he walks in Rory-as-doctor switches body with Amy but doctor-as-Rory doesn't know and keeps going while amy is turned on watching doctor and Rory as Rory and her having sex!
Eleven/Five- A cricket vs. football debate turns into sex.
River/Eleven. When he's fucking her, he feels almost like hes fucking time itself; The Doctor getting off on the timey-wimey nature of their relationship.
Amy is hurting Rory during sex and making Rory sob. The sound carries through the TARDIS to Eleven, who jerks off to it, thinking about how he would treat Rory so much better if Rory loved him as much as he loves Amy.
Amy has a high sex drive. Rory has fairly low one. Rory trusts the Doctor though, so he gives in and gives permission for Amy to sleep with the Doctor. The Doctor is more than happy to sleep with Amy... but he wants to sleep with Rory too. Rory is touched by the Doctor's consideration for him but his sex drive still isn't that high. So Amy and the Doctor have sex with plenty mention of Rory.
Fez/Bowtie. The fight for dominance! Tweed is waiting by the sidelines to fuck the winner. I've been waiting for that as well. they never disappoint me, that people.
And in the end:
Okay, I know this is going to seem a bit weird, but this site is the right place for it. I can't seem to get the image of Eleven fucking a huge sentient alien flower out of my head. Maybe I was dwelling on those humongous flower paintings that Georgia O'Keeffe did that mostly seem to resemble big brightly colored vaginas. I imagine the Doctor, Amy, and Rory winding up on a jungle planet with intelligent plants--perhaps there's a species of an especially aggressive orchid (Orchids really look like vibrantly hued vulvas!) that sports gigantic blooms and has tendril-like vines that it uses like appendages (or tentacles--yay vegetable hentai!). These "man-eating" plants use their tendrils to grab Eleven and Rory, and the vines entwine about their limbs, holding them tight. The huge flowers aren't interested in Amy at all (maybe they can discern sex through pheromones). While Amy tries to find some way to free "her boys" (perhaps she runs back to the TARDIS to get a machete to hack at the rude foliage), the hungry plants use extra delicate vines to unzip the guys' trousers and free their cocks. The large, lovely, but terrible blossoms emit a rich heady perfume that seduces the Doctor and Rory, putting them into a semi-delirium and making their pricks diamond-hard. Once prepared, the vines pull each of the men up to his own ravenous orchid flower whose petals greedily suck his member into its moist folds. The flowers vigorously milk the Doctor and Rory's swollen cocks until they release their creamy nourishing prize. Finally sated, the plants ease the two dazed, but happy guys to the ground. I don't know whether these plants simply live off the protein in male mammals' ejaculate alone or whether they save some of the genetic material in the semen to combine with its own alien plant DNA to then form giant pods like in Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Man, I have no idea why my brain is so bizarre, but I did have fun thinking about this!